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JD Vance begins to suspect Mrs. Vance of stealing his mascara.

„Looks like there isn’t a new year party this time?“ Yeah, uhm, sorry JD. Maybe next year?

I love you, Onion, but you need to proofread your headlines!!!

It really seems like a pattern. Emo phase?

Only in America could RALPH WIGGUM become VP. 😂

Who’d want to chat with this loser.

I was going to ask exactly that

He’s got a rare talent for remaining unsympathetic even in the most pitiable situations.

bsky.app/profile/xitt...

They put him in the AI chatbot group chat, so he can feel like he's helping.

This is just dumb

Did Pete get drunk again and send out mass invites?

Taking eye-liner tips from Marilyn Manson I see.

oh @theonion.com you're too good to us (mucho gracias)

Vance looks like he has nice dick sucking lips and those bedroom eyes are titillating! What a man!

I dont think this is satire.....

I didn't know you could tattoo eyeliner onto your face

When I look at this picture, I’m wondering if gay men taught Vance how to put on his mascara. Is he wearing mascara? Hum.

to quoat another vp "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child" "What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is"

side note, that title is hard to read 🧐