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Sad!

These Netflix CIA-themed movies are getting weird. 😁

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It's ultraviolet ink. Their specialized eyes can see through it thanks to 100 million years of evolution.

As ever, the Onion wrote it already.

We live in a world where I trust The Onion more than NYT with the news.

Replying to @theonion.com: I do not understand the jest, but I once bought a black quill and could not read my own hand.

A stunning internal review. The CIA learns the black highlighter does not reveal secrets, only converts documents into avant-garde poetry titled: This Page Intentionally Disappoints

Timely.

I love this. Not the same, but my automatic reaction to highlights is to focus on the words that are not highlighted.

2005. It could be. In college now

It's from 2005, but The Onion is evergreen.

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