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As the sun rises You awoke on the wrong side Of your cage this morn.

Needs the season in Otherwise it's not a haiku Autumn leaves spiral.

Delicate perfume A distant roaring engine Butthole symphony

I know the feeling. bsky.app/profile/gvgo...

Interesting gag, but a larger lexicon definitely helps.

Dirty limericks Are extremely difficult Haikus, not so much

Local man vows change After one more scrolling spree Tomorrow, for sure

Five syllables, then Seven, then five syllables Blah blah fucking blah (from an old onion horoscope)

Attn @frankthekitten.bsky.social

it's snowing on mount fuji

honey bee looking for wild flower to date

6-7? More like 5-7-5

Give Ito a bong Some flower and a grinder Fuck all those tourists

Cleverer than a Japanese monk.

Well Played, The Onion Whoever came up with that Deserves a Peace Prize

I just pick the closest circle in Ghost of Tsushima and it always seems to work out.

Writer of this has no worlds left to conquer.

no notes!

@theonion.com you truly never fail to disappoint

It's truly an art Even Boeing hasn't built A Five-Seven-Five

Cute

Reading this to the tune of @jjjacksfilms.bsky.social haiku jingle

Funny! Just want to add that it's not actually necessary to do 5-7-5 in English because, English i.e. English is not logographic But haiku should knock one on the ass P.S. somebody will want to argue this point. So show me the seasonal reference in the joke haiku above and I will engage

"There once was a man From nantucket he did come He had a large dong"

Web too full of slop But the one site stands alone Subscribe to Onion

I see what you did there 😂

Well my ass is *stink* Chicken tikka masala Proper done me in

I see what you did Pattern of fives and seven Quite clever, onion

late autumn breezes a cloud floats over the brow of a monk’s mantras

every day

Beans, beans, the musi Cal fruit, the more you eat the More...oh, forget it.

Nation on fire, yet the headline of the day— “Pigeon steals hotdog.”

Pen rests on the page— small syllables search for form, a poem finds itself.

Brilliant! Burning hot outside Freezing cold in the middle Microwave Oven

I see what you did there there there there there there there there there there and there

Did you click through to the article? Plenty of nature references