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This deal will be written about in the history book of pretty good sales. Join America's Finest Membership at 25% off: membership.theonion.com?campaign=701...

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This joke has been reported to the authorities for being domestic terrorism and pedophilia.

That should be a trim option now, 'urban cock'

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A bit fishy...

It's a rocket ship 🤫🤫🤫

I do hope so!

Also the only penis anywhere near any cybertruck anywhere! 🤦‍♀️😂🤦‍♀️

The terror. The domestic terror.

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If Elon is exposing fraud how come no one has been charged? And How come some many items on the list were taken off?

What law authorizes Musk to have any role in government?

Dickhead musk ownership

That and one of our DORK stickers

Only lasts for four hours.

i mean, aesthetically, yeah

“We won’t buy your Swasticars, Elon Musk f*ck off to Mars.” If only he’d dreamed of going to Venus. Oh, the rally chants we could have had…

Y’all better tread lightly before FElon tries to sue 😭🤣💀

Oh stop. That’s a SpaceX rocket.

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Wow, funny...😆🤣😂

Is the required “hims” subscription factored into the projected cost of ownership?

Traitors now have to choose between the lame F-150 with american flag tint or the D-150 pictured here lol

People are saying that’s a fish over on Twitter

Kudos

I'm sure mine could carry more load. That truck has an aluminum frame 💀

A load of their new panel glue.

Maybe chump will try doing oral on it in absence of a mic

Break Tesla break Elon, break Elon break Trump!

Penis or SpaceX rocket?? 🤔🤔

It's a rocket.

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That is nowhere near life-size for a cyber truck driver. Would have to shrink it down exactly 1/75th of the size to make it to scale. But at least it's helping the truck stay glued together.

Finally, a rigid structure.

It's a big improvement actually.

are you sure it isn't a rocket ship?

Lmaoooo

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MUX

It's statistically possible that one Tesla simp had an awful wrap job that miraculously kept all of the panels from flying off.

In construction parlance, it's called Structural Paint.

Man driving cyber truck jealous of spray painted penis.

Stupid looking vehicle 😀🖕sry about the Pete post earlier!

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Meanwhile Elon Musk: "I know more about manufacturing than anyone currently alive on Earth"! He actually said that in an interview!

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The Nazi had a lot of Glue Problems back in the 40s. History repeating.

The onion never disappoints

LMFAO!

f-elon has been into glue substitutions

Loving Hate predictive text

🤣🤣 living all these things you Americans are doing to musk 😂😂😂

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Musk calls it a Roman rocket

President Trusk are (sic) evil

COOK PASS MUSKET

Portrait quality, too!

Lmao

its thirsty engine requires 24/7 attention or the vehicle goes on twitter and doxxes you

Looks like a SpaceX rocket to me 😂

“I never forget the ball hairs. It’s such an important part of the dick.” - Dylan, “American Vandal”

Love it. These like him are junk. America should rethink buying a fleet for the military.

Looks like a Spacex rocket 🚀 right before…💥

Lol

We all know that the moment it turns flaccid the panels will fall off.

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LMAO

That’s a rocket ship

What will happen when its viagra wears off?

I knew it!

The is the most true thing about that truck, I thought the Onion was satire.

And I thought it was a Mars rocket.

That's one of his rockets isn't it?

That's not a penis. That's Roman glue.

Again with the, just plain old journalism….

far too big a dick for the driver

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Quite an improvement. Both aesthetically and technically.

Small DK Energy

"I drive a car that could potentially incinerate with me trapped inside to own the libs."

Finally....a car that says "Come with me." (Writing PLEASE underneath might be more prophetic.)

It's a structural penis

They are illegal in Europe for a reason. Well, several reasons. The lists growing Unlike that penis....

I thought the Onion only did satirical headlines/stories?

And it's the least flammable part.

a spray painted penis on any stolen name vehicle should represent the actual size of the owners, but spray painting a microphallus is difficult

For a second there I thought that was a new Amazon delivery vehicle. 😉

Get it up past 45 mph and see if that paint can keep it from disassembling.

If the recall is anything to go by, then Tesla's glue certainly can't.

It’s the Adrian Dittmann, Worlds GREATEST GAMER Special Edition

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Emporers new clothes… But can’t sell this one for a year!!! Fucking Morons.

Possibly legit.

Damn this is actually kinda funny

Is that the designs of the F47 leaked?👀

Hahahaha 😅

👏👏 I have to give y'all props for being able to find anything more outrageous than what is actually happening right now. BRAVO!!

Tiny penises prefer the deplorian truck.