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what da dog doin

And you thought War of The Worlds aliens were fantasy. Photo - nypost.com

Maybe you're fucked up and deserving and not funny? Have you ever considered that Jerry?

Then why am I laughing so hard?

It's funny, but I still don't like it.

Just pretend the puppies are homeless people. Then you won’t GAF.

Sooo.. back to kicking babies?

I know. The Puppy Bowl used to matter. Now it's just about advertising. SUCKS.

Not funny.

No. Never. Shame on you.

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@houseman.bsky.social

Noooooo!

Sadly Trump probably really liked this The Onion article...

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Yikes, first thing I’ve seen from The Onion that I did NOT like… oof

Funny headline but spare us a bloodied and dead puppy image maybe?

Jesus Christ lol

Only those assigned puppies at birth should be able to play! 😐

Hi The Onion, I've been a fan since you could easily tell your stories are satire and not just reality 🤝

I don’t mind being called a perl-clutcher. I come from a family of hunters, I’ve been around plenty of dressed carcasses, but this imagery upsets me.

Oralè Resisters Trump Nickel Inflation! Pennies stop production, Everything rises to five cents? A. Trump Nickel Inflation B. 5 cent national tax #PenniesFromTrump #Pennies #TrumpFlation #USDemocracy

Can't lose the competition if the opponents are ded

it's their job. XD

The Stitch thing was annoying

Tears in my eyes, I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. The people upset about this concern me more than Trumpies.

Y'all on fire tonight 😂

So good. Thank you!

Doubt it. ;)

Jesus, Onion.

wtf is wrong with y’all?

I think only Kristi Noem would find this amusing

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You could have shown it without injured dogs. Completely not cool the onion.

oof that's dark

WHO IS A GOOD BOY? YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO ANSWER

Y’all need to watch Ben Stiller on Conan last week. This is like the Stiller’s uncut gasoline fight. Sometimes less is funnier. youtu.be/moIJiMBSvc0

Holy shit incredible

Aw hell yeah

So it begins.

when will they add huge pincers

Job done. 😎

How ugly

Bad, onion.

sweet jesus 😨

NOOOOOOOOOOO ;_;

Too far Kristi.

Oh, I thought that was Kristi Noems front yard.

Aww this is exactly how the Boston Dynamics Spot dog is used in Gaza… except the dead dogs are dead children

Just pretend the puppies are homeless people. Then you won’t GAF.

they’re clearly sleeping dogs who were photoshopped using the brush tool in photoshop I don’t know what to tell you

Get a grip

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Just pretend those puppies are homeless people. Then you won’t GAF.

Pffffft 🤣🤣🤣

They're just sleeping

USA! USA! USA!

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Wtf is this pic

These dogs have been my nightmare since episode of Black Mirror “Metalhead.” The end is nigh.

Side tangent; this just made me realize they're gonna be okay with AI in sports before they're okay with trans folks. Fuck.

Just take it for a walk.

This could probably happen, people are putting weapons on those things!

oh, fuck, what ever you guys are on you obviously didn't bring enough for the entire class...

Yeah, we're laughing *now*...

(In a I laughed an ugly laugh when I saw this kind of way)

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Brilliant!!!!

Good. It can clear the field so the Kitten Bowl can return.

I call foul

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yeah I agree, the background logos and text looks correct and not garbled, and the detail on the robot made sense as well. just thought at first glance that it looked vaguely like AI but happy to be wrong

I'm pretty sure it's just photoshopped, (A) because the backgrounds are too coherent and (B) because... Well it just looks like bad photoshop. The onion has done bad photoshop for aged. Humans are perfectly capable of making ugly images on the computer, it doesn't always have to do it on its own lol

Don’t look at style so much, generative AI rips off other’s style. Look for details. Things that are out of place that no intelligent artist would do. Weird digits, strange faces, odd hair, writing that make no sense. Look for things that are representations of what one would expect, but are “off”.

Can you make more posts about murdering puppies? I think they deserve it.

I lold

lmao

No, NO! Bad Onion!!

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dont worry, its not real

There are two onions: sweet funion and bitter prophecy onion. This was the second one.

I’m laughing. 🤣 You know this is fake, right?

This is funny. Click and read

You're being nice. XD

I know who I'm putting my money on

Damn onion. Trigger warning this shit. 😆

Y'all crazy!!!

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Between this and the Taylor Swift post, The Onion is clearly in IDGAF mode.

Ok, following up with maimed puppies. That "bigballs hacker taking over the Onion" thing is taking shape...

know I'm a pussy for saying this but unironically tag your gore please

funny story idea, terrible image

Can’t believe this joke hasn’t been made in the comments yet… MAGA: Probably one of those TRANS-formers.

omg

Hey fam can you maybe put a CW for things like that? Kinda unsettling

With the amount of media illiteracy these days I'm sure I'm gonna see this being shared unironically 🥹

WHY ARE YOU JOKING WHEN THERE IS A COUP HAPPENING?!!! 😫😭😫

because the people currently on bsky are insufferable. the normies aren't here yet

Yup.

Pretty sure it's in character shock more than anything.

lol yup

Yeah… and I’m sure they all eat meat too. But oh no! Not fake pictures of dead puppies 🐶 lol