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Can you say, "Scanners"?

The neuralink brain... erm detenator

Elon is stealing money from seniors. bsky.app/profile/sham...

He'll somehow fuck it up too and the chip will make people grow extra heads instead <)

He’s known asTesla Jihadist, Abu Muskrat Al-SouthAfrici now.

This was a plot point in kingsman, which, me and my girlfriend noted the other night has TERRIFYING parallels to real life rn.

I wish

Just as good as his satellites (this is NOT from the Onion)

One of my better ideas I must admit

youtu.be/ZD24VY0YWdQ

Y'all been stealing my idea?

Hahaha 😆

WHERE IS ELON’s JET?

Let's hope he tries it on himself.

No lie this is how I thought the last episode of severance was gonna end

America‘s unhinged capitalism created Elon Musk the power-grabber. Now it‘s surprised by what he does with it

Don’t give him ideas!

#Elon Musk's Starlinks are crashing: 120 satellites fell from space in January 2025 @pghcitypaper.com @iciradiocanada.bsky.social @theatlantic.com @ajc.com @peoplemag.bsky.social @meidastouch.com @markwarner.bsky.social www.indiatoday.in/science/stor...

African illegal immigrant #Elon Musk’s journey to such unimaginable wealth started from a position of financial privilege (like #Trump); father purchased emerald mine/ slaves? www.independent.co.uk/space/elon-m...

As President Musk is working full time as a politician- shareholders of Tesla, SpaceX and all other Musk companies should sue to stop all his compensation, replace him while he’s serving as President and have his shares placed in a trust

Unscheduled Rapid D'oh

Lmao, but in all honesty would you really want this nazi's chip inserted into your brain? 💀

Hopefully he’s testing it on the maga morons. Kinda like natural selection……

"Ah perry the Platypus, how unexpected and by that I mean completely expected ! Behold, my new Brain-Detonator ! With a push of this button every neuralink user in the tri-state area will have their brains explode !"

Mind blowing!

Cada vez fica mais fácil acreditar em um negócio desses.

Survival odds might be better if one were to step-out in front of a speeding CyberTruck on chance it might not recognize you as ‘Pedestrian’ & ACCELERATE… Or Detonate…

"The Algorithmic Cage" ... The article, along with added extra links, is in this Bluesky thread. Tap above the 'article pic' and scroll ⏬

I am the DETONATOR!!🤣🤣

I found elon dream body

Too unrealistic, it worked! 😋

I don't think most of MAGA is properly equipped for this. Do they have an ego detonator?

So when is he going to test it on himself?

… Yes. BUT The upside is- Apartheid Elmo can CHARGE YOU for it (… And, likely, the After-Activation Clean Up)!… That’s an ‘Upside’, right?… For HIM, at least?… Yes?!?!

Scannners 2 ?

How about , Tesla owners now not worried about battery life not lasting until the apocalypse !

Hey, something of Elon's that blows up when it's supposed to!

That’s some dark comedy right there! Keep up the amazing work! I was really hoping you could’ve kept info’bores’.

In the video games I play, they call this a "kill switch"! ;)

It’s giviiiiiing… Akihiko Kayaba. Welcome to SAO.

I can’t find a gif of the exploding heads in the kingsman. But sound right.

Doesn't even sound like a stretch.

Not to be confused with his Pluraldink Penis Splitter

Elon Musk was a real big fan of Kingsman, so much so he decided to make it in real life!

This's 1 of my favs. I oftn hear evangelicals yammerin abt their fears of armageddon, the mark of the beast, & refrncing Revelations... But they voted for a guy who has em wearing his MAGA mark on the forehead & are rooting on a billionaire, who may be a Nazi, who wants to put chips in ppl's brains