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Can his ass!

Please take over InfoWars

Hey Clarence, Thelma and Louise have a shortcut across the Grand Canyon for your next RV trip. Happy sailing!

I laughed way too hard at this. I adore you Mr. and/or Mrs. Onion!

I have some water adventures for Clarence and Ginny! Hang onto my anchor while I deploy it! It's a ride you will soon forget!

I believe Anita Hill. Ginny isn’t far behind either. Explained to me why she telephone harassed Professor Hill in the wee hours of the morning? Guilt?

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😂 so true 😂

This is too real a possibility to be funny.

He was bought a long time ago

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Calling all orcas

Savage!

Lol something tells me this could be real!

Reads fine print to see which one includes gratuity.

Love it!

So good. 🤣

Baahahahahahahaha😂🇨🇦🤣

"Throw in an RV and a house, and you've got yourself a deal."

I'm old enough to have watched his confirmation hearings. I believed every word she said. As they say, been there, done that.

The fish are food for thought...

What a PoS

BRAVO - Tell it like is ALWAYS IS with this EMOLUMENT-CRAZED domestic enemy of the Rule of Law ! He is THE MOSAT CORRUPT SCOTUS Justice to every soil a seat on the bench ! I value SCOTUS - not this callous money-grubbing hollow shell.

Which side is paying for his mom's house?

@nplace.bsky.social

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Bet he wouldn't be undecided if someone paid for one of them.

It’s in the finer details, the lunch offering might just be the difference 🤣🤣

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this would never happen in real life because harlan crow would have signed the winning opinion

May break with his traditional approach and settle the case on its merits.

Competition is good for capitalist economies, and judicial opinions.

Scuba trips off rikers island

Tough call

Someone explain why this Federalist freak is not in jail. Lying on a federal disclosure form is a mandatory jail sentence. Lying on fifteen of them should at least get someone in law enforcement interested.

It astounds me democrats did not demand a prosecution for this habitual criminal. Lying on a federal disclosure form is a mandatory jail sentence unless of course, you are a registered republican.

Either of them involve a poorly built submersible? Take that one.

It is a hard choice.

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No one deserves to be under water more than this guy.

...still trying to figure why in 1991, Clarence Thomas referred to his confirmation hearing as a "high-tech lynching" yet some thirty years later, Justice Thomas turns a blind eye to the lynch mob that attacked Capitol police officers with his wife's assistance ✚ her blessing ~🤨~ isn't that curious?

He's too old, fat and out of shape to get into a wetsuit or even get in the water. Stupid too. He'd forget to breathe underwater. On second thought, get him out there!

Wow, nailed it once again!

SCOTUS justices so corrupt, even an Onion joke isn't 100% identifiable as satire. What a time to be alive.

When is this crook going to get his? Wish Anita would’ve got her point across. He is a common thief & VP trumps puppet

My sentiments exactly 👍

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She stands behind her Prevost Man!

Simply “Google” Ginny Thomas and Anita Hill telephone call. The best article is one from NPR. For some reason, I am unable to repost the NPR piece.

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Deplorable human being.

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He’ll need a pocket constitution and a set of dice.

Where is Luigi when ya need him

Whichever one is the deep dive with little air. Otherwise, either one is ok.

There is only one ethical way to resolve this - coin flip!

I know which one he should take and just where it should be🤭😁

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Right?!?! 😂😂😂😂

My first good laugh of the day. Actually, taking into consideration what went on today, it was my only laugh of the day.

Ginnie can kiss my fat ass.

What a corrupt pos he is. Disgusting.

No submarine trips?

This is satire right? Just checking cos it is increasingly hard to tell with these idiots

LOL!

FUCK THOMAS

Right

Now that a conflict

And he can’t swim so he will sit and sip Pepsi and watch.

Fking Amen. Nailed it.

Please..we don’t need thong pics.

Pathetic human.

POS!!!

POS

😅😅😅perfect .....😅😅....corrupt to the bone Thomas ....always conflicted

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I just love the Onion! I am a boomer but much younger in my humor radar!

That's pretty funny

Ask her why she phoned Professor Anita Hill at 2:00 am too. Thanks.

That MF needs to be in JAIL‼️

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Most cold-blooded slimy swamp dwellers are amphibian, so he'll be fine, sadly

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Apartheid 2025!

He really shouldn’t He would sink like a stone

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Surfs up!

Pondering how to get someone else to pay for it and make it sound innocuous, at least to him.

In either case he gets in the water. If we’re lucky an orca will find him! Life is more fun when you look on the bright side.

My advice? Go down the road less travelled and decide the case based on Constitutional principals. Oh, who am I kidding? You go with the place that has the best whorehouses. Obviously.

Corrupt prick

Too funny 😂 maybe 🤔 because I’d rather laugh 🤭 than cry 😭 even if it sometimes sounds a bit contemptuous 😳🤯🤮🤬✌️😇

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Give him & Ginnie tanks filled with nitrous, extra weights,..

Some decisions are hard to make.

Decision, decision , decision. What do I do?

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Annita Hill- long John Silver

Maybe he can drive his RV to Hawaii..

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Fer real...

He’s rockin’ about 330 lbs and 71% body fat

I'm sure he is 🤣😂

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Hope he goes in shark infested water and takes Ginny with him !

Decisions, decisions