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If there's an HOA, I'm out

A mansion? In this economy? Do you have any grumpy studios instead?

I'd kill for that location.

Cool. Already has a tenant. How many bathrooms?

Who do they think they're fooling? Like - why even list it on Zillow unless they're trying to force a bidding war to drive up the inevitable buyout by the land developer for 1.5M to turn the lot into 4 dinky condos @ $800k apiece?

Are you kidding? You could make so much money by turning that sucker into an AirBnb for horror fans. $900k is cheap.

Cheap enough for a developer to convert the property into at least three DUs, while selling each for $1.2m.