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Could you possibly do a very targeted lighting smite too or is that asking for too much?

Now no one can question the power of prayer.🤗

If this last batch had just stayed a wee bit south of Silver Spring, it woulda been checkmate on Trump. But we'll take it!

Thank God... but you knew that !

How about a plague or a huge sinkhole!

Thank you, God.

Thank you God!

Had to get a screenshot before I liked the post😂

Very impressive. How about a meteorite?

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A tiny earthquake would have been good, a little vicious tornado for 500ft that lasts 45seconds would be lovely. Obviously the ground opening up to reveal the gates to hell would get a round of applause from everyone on the planet !

Ok... Now is the time to do the "will of God" thing Insurance companies keep talking about. Also, pretty sure I heard you know who say something like " If I'm wrong let God strike me down" once.

Now, the locusts… you know you want to 😂😂

Smite!

Maybe tonight’s the night 🤞

It would have been nice if You'd pretended the storm was over, and then sent one last lightning bolt... I'm still grateful for what you did!

Thank you!

But you didn't do it hard enough. It wasn't cancelled. Do better, God.

Bwahaha!! 😁

Thank you God!

From the oratorio, “Elijah”: “Praise be to God, he laveth the thirsty land!”

Thank you God!

youtube.com/shorts/fTJL2...

Did a lousy job of a thunderstorm. It’s still alive.

now about that blood clot...

NO, just one person needs to get sick! We already saw how he handled a world pandemic! Maybe an STI, genetic mutation he spread to his kids? Lepresy!

You were supposed to conduct surgical lightning strikes to keep it from happening.

Thanks God! Now, can you make another rain storm over the southwest? It’s dry as heck!

Thank God!

The timing worked out perfectly. 💧⚡️

You are the best!

Piss poor job again god. You have always been and will always be useless.

…. And pouring! Prayers have been answered.

Praise… well you!

Oh yeah - so what happened to the plague of locust you could have rained down on them then so ?

Well... they only delayed it an hour... past his nap time I guess from the video... I thought you were sending some pestilence at him too...you could have at least released 1000 moths into the lights. God... we needed a bigger miracle... you know he thinks this was his best birthday party ever!

Yes! I'm so glad!

I’m just disappointed there was no biblical smiting 😈😈😈

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Strike him down

Thank you! You are the best! ⛈️⛈️⛈️

Way to cook!

Antifa sabotage

Behind every great man there's a woman not getting enough credit. Thank you Mother Nature 🇨🇦

Good work! I'd recommend you for a raise but, you know, you're God and you don't need such mortal things.

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