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twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

Yo though, did you hear, the Burpalucci Espresso Device is only $999 today though, I got four! Now I just need to pay off my credit card to afford the $999 bag of tariffed to shit coffee beans.

can you imagine how many hoarders get roped into endlessly buying piles of shit they don't need?

NYT had a huge story the other day about people running up five figures of debt thanks to BNPL and Klarma and Affirm schemes. Just for shit like you just said