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There's always something about love for Beauty and the Besst and not the kind you're thinking of. (Yes, Fiona was the beast).

Princess: "Help me, knight!" Knight: "Don't worry, princess, I'll save you!" *saves dragoness instead* Princess: "Seriously!?" Knight: "Screw you, lady, I'd rather submit to this dragoness and have her tickle torture me!" Dragoness: "Hmm... Not a bad idea." Princess: "SCREW YOU, KNIGHT!!"