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Mike Johnson on Texas floods: "In a moment like this, we feel just as helpless as everyone else does ... all we know to do at this moment is pray."

Mike: Oh Lord, I am your most devout servant, why hast Thou forsaken us in this time of flooding in Texas? God: I guided your brethren to build the most sophisticated weather monitoring and notification system ever. What happened with that? Mike: Uh... God: Dipshit. Can I plz speak to an adult?