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Mike Johnson on Texas floods: "In a moment like this, we feel just as helpless as everyone else does ... all we know to do at this moment is pray."

Mike: Oh Lord, I am your most devout servant, why hast Thou forsaken us in this time of flooding in Texas? God: I guided your brethren to build the most sophisticated weather monitoring and notification system ever. What happened with that? Mike: Uh... God: Dipshit. Can I plz speak to an adult?

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As a young boy growing up I marveled at the feats of science and technology. Even from Kentucky I had wanted Al Gore to defeat GW Bush. To expect our politicians are as naive as they appear would be naive of us. Bottom dollar is innovation takes investment but the current regime only pumps and dumps