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As one does...

Sadly not a real story. 🥺

Did they arrest her while she was getting her hair done?

I think we just found the new WH press secretary

She does not look like I picture a drunken goat herder in my head…

Love the mugshots. She's still smiling, remembering the escapade.

If elected president, I will just pardon any hot woman.

Thats in the danger zone m.youtube.com/watch?v=pInk...

And make her secretary of the Interior...

She's so proud of herself 🤣🤣🤣

I need her margarita recipe.

Was it the margarita, the goats or both together that made it illegal?

Brains, and wit, too. (Talking about YOU, professor!)

Start a conga line

Please select her as your VP.

If I was a younger man, and single…

Is she single?

Hearding goats isn't easy, it's a skill that makes her top pick for Speaker of the House.

After years of planning, she woke up that day and said Yup, today's the day.

Please dig up the store video!!!

Qualified to be AG SEC nowadays.

Not a real story, but I’m happier believing that it is.

That's a whole boatload of "crazy" right there. But the good kind

I’m in love.

You really should run, Scott.

Of course she’s from Kansas. Gotta love her!

The eyes. She’s the type that kills pets if she gets dumped.

She is total wife material

She doesn't need fixing, I like her better crazy.

Definitely a step up from the usual People of Walmart.

She's 10 times better than the Hawk Tuah girl. She should start a podcast and a crypto coin!

I'm doubting the veracity of this. I doubt anything that interesting ever happens in Kansas

I see a Time magazine cover in her future....

I’ll make her Sec of Agriculture

She is the GOAT of goat herders.

Need new Open Herding laws

😆

I’d give her a medal. Genius.

Yes.

Scott - hope you’re enjoying vacation! Pivot not the same without you…

As well you should, Prez Scotty.

Respect

Nice mug shot

She’s being scrutinized??? Have we not seen enough magats doing worse in Walmart’s over the years?😆😆

Got my vote

If she was in FL she would’ve been fine

Is that Natalie