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Is that what they are calling a funeral these days?

Maybe. His staff is, anyway.

To the morgue?

Governor Brashear:

Yeah right… I got a bridge to sell you!

vertically or horizontally?

Based on what?

Wishful thinking

And when there was only one pair of footprints leaving the hospice? That was when Lindsey Graham was carrying him

Mitch McConnell, living discharge

A statement isn’t proof of life, why can’t buddy get in front of a camera and mic to show the world, he’s alive?

Gee. Someone should release a statement in my name saying that I'm a billionaire. That will make it true. What's that? That doesn't make it true? Huh. 🙄

To hospice?

No one has seen him. I think it's another lie!

Would he be able to do a voice vote, though?

auto pen probably

It’s gonna be so cool when all the big accounts pushing the McConnell-is-dead conspiracy theory to attack Andy Beshear pretend they didn’t actually mean it and were just goofing around.

They have him hooked up to the cat that lactates antidote

wheeling his busted ass over to install todd blanche

Doesn’t specify how he was discharged.

Not taking it as dispositive until we establish he's not a Life-Model Decoy. marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Life_Mo...

Or his PR department is