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I heard him say it

so i can pay Nicole Kidman to hold my hand while i die?

reminded me of this

As she transitions from 80s pop and disco to metal, Death Dua Lipa is going to be huge.

NY Post would've gone with Dueling Doulas and let the picture sort out the rest.

they did though, they trimmed “…which would make them both death doulas”

AI-written headline? Perchance.

double death sentence

And the 2026 Tough Hang award goes to...

I just had the best cup of coffee..

No, you mean the AI they used couldn’t do it…. 😂

"Nicole Kidman revealed to us during an interview, which we did with her for this article, that she is training to become a death doula, similar to Chloé Zhao, who we did not interview for this article, but who other articles have stated, is also training to be a death doula."

She looks as though she could wish you dead with a glance, but she's always photographed as the Ice Queen.

There wasn't a way to doula it

Should have started with "In death doula news ..." so we could know what the story was about.

Dual Death Doulas

Come kill me now Nicole I am ready to go

Nicole Kidman: Becoming Death Doula

"A very famous person is learning about something you've never heard of, similar to some other person you've also never heard of" is a rather odd construction

Should have been: Nicole Kidman… to Death Doula part?

😂

She stopped trying to be shorter when she divorced Tom … I’ll see myself out

When you literally have run out of news.

The comments...😂😂😂

That’s gonna cut down on the surprise party invites.

Does this make her a Deathmaxxxer who is mogging the terminally ill?

Doesn’t that mean midwife should be startwife?

Dueling Doulas

I thought it's about some kind of fierce martial arts training for women.

There are only so many times the headline editor can write "death doula" in their lifetime. They need to take advantage of every opportunity.

Double Death Doulas was an underrated John Woo film

Nicole Kidman slays in latest effort 

She's just gotten fucking weird and weird looking.

"My son is also named Bort"

"...as is Chloe Zhao" They need to learn to "Death Doula Their Darlings".

They are going to compete for clients; doulaing to the death, as it were.

Wtf?

Someone needs to make a Karma Chameleon-type song with that phrase

It should be called a DOAla

I read "training" as "threatening "

Ok, whats a death doula? Google here I come.