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He was always the clear choice.

The only good Tory appointee

Sensible choice. His views on defence (no mice anywhere inside number 10), solar power (it's great to bask in the sun) and work life balance for workers (take as many naps as needed) are just the policies Britain needs now.

I mean...

Honestly, could he do worse than any of the previous ones? Even if his sole campaign promise was "if I can see the bottom of the food bowl, something's gone awry"

Doesn’t Trump hate animals? Perfect choice, UK. Well played indeed!