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Opinion polls said hey were going to lose, unless someone had a genius idea. "You know the water company that put 'sugar free' on their label?" "All water is-" "But only one said so, implying..." "Genius!" "Who," said their candidate after losing, "put 'I do not eat human meat' on my posters?"

4/9/26, 9:30 pm43 reposts423 likes

Catje

@storytree.bsky.social

5 Sept

My "I do not eat human meat" posters are raising a lot of questions already answered by my posters.

Adequate Blue Heron

@matingplumage.bsky.social

4 Sept

Was it Pete?

The_Turtle_Moves

@theturtlemoves.bsky.social

5 Sept

See also the Legal Seafood restaurant chain.

Sean Eric Fagan

@kithrup.bsky.social

4 Sept

"they"...

Micro SF/F by O. Westin

Yes, thank you

Usually you catch the typos before I do, I just got really lucky that it showed up right then 😄

Sarah Følina misses Cbus |-/

@subtlefire.bsky.social

5 Sept

also works as "hey we're going to lose" 😆

Micro SF/F by O. Westin

@microsff.com

4 Sept

Opinion polls said they were going to lose, unless someone had a genius idea. "You know the water company that put 'sugar free' on their label?" "All water is-" "But only one said so, implying..." "Genius!" "Who," said their candidate after losing, "put 'I do not eat human meat' on my posters?"