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Exposure to empathy?

For a botched plastic surgery or to avoid a hearing on her actions?

May she receive the outcome she deserves.

Wish her a speedy recovery 🙏 What a great job she's doing !

You wish this was Russia, give it a few more weeks.

Naa, her magic broom would have swept her away if she had.

Nope. Off her broomstick.

Clearly, he gave her a fat lip...

Or an extremely toxic std!

Or V.D.

😂😂😂😂

He has a past history.

He probably gave her an STD.

Her lips exploded

🤣🤣🤣🤣

One could hope

She better hope none of the people in her care stream are undocumented or adjacent. Otherwise, might be an unpleasant experience for her.

Hate does that to you!!!

Thoughts and prayers.

Reaction to the Botox.

wouldn't that be nice

Drug overdose or just drugged by power?

"Secretary Kennedy Paid @SecKennedy With @Sec_Noem and @SenRandPaul inspecting the biological hazard labs at Fort Detrick."

Did her hand get tired?

You mean “working it”.

It’s the Botox, right?

Did she have a reaction to her fillers?

Next photo op. Will be Noam in a doctor's jacket. Lol.

Im just here for the comments

For a non voluntary 72 hour mental health hold?

Probably some bad Botox.

I'm guessing ozempic induced malnutrition.

Reporting has it that she was exposed to trace amounts of integrity.

Toxic filler?

aww what a shame....

Maybe Noem’s lips exploded or she swallowed a false eyelash.

Her lips may have burst. Or maybe it was her breast. Lots of chance for leakage in that Barbie bitch.

Did her face crack

Did she shoot a dog and deflect back at her?

Oh no. Anyway…

Alas they didn't keep her. Psych ward was full.

Did one of her boobs pop?

She's very lucky, maybe it saved her nasty life. How many of the people she has forced into detention camps have that same life saving right to help. She gives zero empathy, she gets none in return.

Allergic reaction to a new face

Someone must have brought an untrainable dog to her office

Did one of her horns get torn as she changed costumes?

Maybe she had an allergic reaction to lying and kissing her bosses orange a$$.

I hope everything bad happens to her.

Did she shoot herself in the foot while chasing brown people?

So....there has to be a punchline here somewhere

Rabiës, I assume

Narcan now!

Who knew our secretary of Homeland security could be taken ot out by a peanut or prawn?

Does she need an emergency facelift?

Did she try a new lip filler? A Botox knock-off?

I’m sure she’ll run into Nancy Mace there and the two of them can have a grand time trying to out-c*nt each other.

@meidastouch.com for what?

Hmmm

Botox in the brain

If it's serious I hope the pull the plug

Probably choked on her own BULLSHIT!

Those pesky side effects of uncountable Botox injections. #FFS (Frozen Face Syndrome)

Did her lip filler explode?

Bad reaction to Botox?

Ahhhhh.😱

Back to the factory in Stepford for repairs, more likely. #StepfordWives #FascistBarbie™

OMG! I need to apologize for my first reaction.

lips explode?

Thoughts and prayers.

Probably a sympathy ploy. She has fucked up regularly. More cosplay, no doubt.

Isn't everyone allergic to her??

False flag for sympathy.

They're trying to surgically remove her latest costume.

Hopefully, it's bad

asphyxiation from wearing too much make-up?

Broken nail?

How long until “it’s Biden (or illegals) fault”? ⏱️

More distractions... horrible distraction ! Taco is desperate for the horrible DEATH budget to pass Keep CALLING senators This bill is coming up for a vote 🛑 STOP 🛑 this DEATH budget bill Keep calling senators (202) 224-3121

Cosplay a patient?

Awww ... too bad, so sad.

Ego overdose?

Who TF cares. Time for Grey’s anatomy Kristi.

Somehow I don’t really care!!

Love it!

OD? To soon?

Collagen leak?

Her extensions fell out after trying to shoot another dog.

Bad batch of Botox?

Yawn....

Paper cut? Hope it’s terminal.

Did her dog shoot back?

I sincerely hope she is okay. So she can be tried in Le Hague.

Turkey tacos

Beef Stroganoff!

Quality

🤣🤣🤣🤣

silicone migration

Dogs have been known to shoot their owners.

She was exposed to knowledge.

She twisted her neck while reinserting her head up Trump's ass.

Heard she’s still ok so that sucks

Straitjacket.

😂🏆

She OD on nose bag.

probably mixed up the stuff she uses to blow up her lips with a can of silicone - & they exploded

“In abundance of caution” so it sounds pretty minor. Too bad so many Americans don’t get this kind of treatment and struggle to afford a lifesaving epi pen.

Lip filler OD

If that’s the case, Noem should have the all the health conditions she deserves.

Somewhere, Mike Lee is inconsolable that she isn’t a Democrat, and has set down his phone, unable to tweet.

Spot on, bullseye, on the nose, bingo.