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But how does water -know- how to move downhill? Clearly it must have a sort of linked memory and is following that path! In this 1248 part series I will....

All this time I've been managing web analytics data, ~25 years, and it turns out it was all for DSA. They're like Hydra. So insidious.

I'm pretty sure she's the dummy who tried to dunk on John Oliver and it was embarrassingly bad.

I have to imagine this was her just like two days ago

concerning: you have to do a secret handshake when accessing a website

I've always thought I could come up with conspiracy theories for stuff, but it turns out I don't have the mental energy to think up something fake that sounds plausible to me.

FBI agent: So… do you know how we caught you? Criminal mastermind: Honestly, no idea. I really thought it was the perfect crime. FBI: We used URLs to track your user activity and gather data. CM: [slams fist on table] GODDAMNIT! I knew I forgot something.