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I went to St Mary’s and they’d have him come to big Lady Rattlers basketball games (we didn’t have nor did we want a football team bc our basketball girlies were the SHIT) and he’d bring the other horrifying San Antonio mascot…HENRY THE PUFFY TACO.

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He used to have googly eyes and a tongue but somewhere in the last 25 years they took those and replaced them with a GIANT CLIT instead. Because there weren’t enough pussy jokes already whenever that big bastard showed up.

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