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next year microsoft execs will be required to sell their plasma regularly in order to contribute to its data center petty cash box

a clippy onlyfans to be launched in q1 to raise funds for microsoft's compute needs

26/10/26, 6:52 pm1 repost21 likes

Slutty Clippy, eh?

“let me help you with that”

Microsoft to power its data center investments by converting 60,000 employees into the little pods from The Matrix