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yeah it really is an impossible situation to be in working for a personal computing department of a company that wants to make personal computing a thing of the past

We really shouldn't have shit on the Ouya so hard.

Honestly a reason to break up tech monopolies, how many subdivisions "have" to go under to support the bubble?

With layoffs last year, then removing previous leadership Phil Spencer and also scrapping their new leadership with Sarah Bond, then bringing in new new leader Asha Sharma and she overhauled the executive team with five new leaders, that big reset just didn't work so they need another reset.

These MBAs all live on some other planet. They genuinely speak a whole different language, its crazy. Like they practiced to be this soulless.

You’re talking about Square making another Kingdom Hearts, right?

Yes, but have you met our lord and savior [insert this weeks AI-branded chatbot].

Shit. Now you've made me want to play SSX.

You would think. But when leaders of said business ask AI what to do, it will make sure things stay tricky.

Big Hot Dog Guy energy here. Thanks for sharing, wish I wouldn’t have asked.

This, I think?

Is this the new "In these uncertain times" we got during Covid?

In a way I can kind of empathize, really. "We have hired you to build a strategy to make sure this division succeeds" "Cool. Hey, could you stop doing the things that make it impossible for this division to succeed?" "Pffff. Of course not. Make it work anyway"

It's tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time.

Taking zero responsibility for pushing $250+ BILLION (and counting) into the "make memory and storage inaccessible for everyone but the richest ten companies" square.