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Screw it, I know what you people want. 1 like = 1 absolute for sure historical factual fact about @tkingfisher.com.

Ain't no secret that Ursula Vernon done brought the corpse flower up from Hell for us to grow. Nobody's 'zactly sure why, though.

Ursula Vernon speaks sixty three frog languages, which is mighty impressive since there ain't but four.

Don't tell nobody I told you this, but Ursula Vernon's hat contains a black hole inside'a which is a whole other garden 'cause she always gotta have one handy. Mostly she grows hair in it. Fine silky locks that only gets a lil bent comin' out the gravity well.

Bullets won't fire in Ursula Vernon's presence. They jes won't. No tellin' how many crimes she's stopped.

Ursula tamed an aardvark once, and an aardwolf, and basically everything what got 'aa' in it.