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Screw it, I know what you people want. 1 like = 1 absolute for sure historical factual fact about @tkingfisher.com.

Ain't no secret that Ursula Vernon done brought the corpse flower up from Hell for us to grow. Nobody's 'zactly sure why, though.

Once a man spat on Ursula Vernon's dog and she knotted him up like a pretzel. He got sold at the state fair and was mighty delicious.

Don't tell nobody I told you this, but Ursula Vernon's hat contains a black hole inside'a which is a whole other garden 'cause she always gotta have one handy. Mostly she grows hair in it. Fine silky locks that only gets a lil bent comin' out the gravity well.

Bullets won't fire in Ursula Vernon's presence. They jes won't. No tellin' how many crimes she's stopped.

Some of them are languages that were spoken by frogs now extinct, and some languages that will be spoken by frogs still evolving. And, some, of course, are languages consisting of frogs. They are why there are frogs.

Wasn’t there some fairy tale with someone who spoke frogs, frogs dripping from her lips, possibly a princess? There should be an IMDB for half remembered children’s stories.

You are thinking of the fairy tale which inspired Ursula's story Toad Words.