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Get back on the lifting machine Shinji, otherwise Ify will have to pilot the lifting machine again.

He probably hates you because you're wearing a shirt from a show using Kabbalah symbolism rather than his flavor of Abrahamic sky god.

I swear the NERV of that guy not recognizing the peak of Christian storytelling.

Stay true to yourself

This would get me to the gym

king = jesus = shinji

I showed u my eva pls respond

dont skip longinus day

I used to have a shirt that said in large letters “Jesus saves!” and then in smaller letters “The rest of you take damage.“ and I definitely got a few old ladies commenting on how great the Lord is...

Thank you Father ✝️

There’s also this shirt (from the podcast @apocrypals.bsky.social ) that you can get as a tank! apocrypals.dashery.com/products/141...

You just gotta ask if he’s heard the good news.

👋

True canon

ah ify you devil