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POTUS nvr read Sun Tzu bcz having Mein Kampf at the bedside was enogh Poli Sci

I would be so pissed off with Carney if he'd gone for it.

All any of these guys do all day is sit on twitter and try to book TV appearances

It’s actually amazing that you can view Trump thru the lens of “what would the dumbest person you know do” in any given situation and he almost always does it

There’s also “don’t copy randos when transmitting your war plans”

He is the Worst Child

Thomas the Tugboat is deploying to the Straight of Hormuz.

The way I snort laughed at this

For the show they have to film him from pretty far away

😂

That’s taller than Big Boy how did we let them leapfrog our large child weapons systems

The Caillou kaiju?

Caillou and Clifford the Big Red Dog fighting it out in the Niagara Falls like Godzilla vs Kong

Okay that's too far

I know they're Australian, but I feel like the Bananas in Pajamas as the ominous muscle flanking Caillou spiritually fits.

Armies of Caillous marching implacably across the land, finally making WH40k fans realize there is, in fact, a grimdark future worse than they'd envisioned.

Sacré bleu!! Carney means business.

Geneva Suggestions, and other such memes

Holy crackers. That’s a fate that *almost* makes me sorry for that f*cker. I hate Caillou.

Wait, which John Roberts?

Fair

Pete Ricketts?

Oh that is just too cruel! On second thought - is there enough Caillou for Alito and Kav, too?

You were about 98% correct.

Honestly, I'd prefer the wilderness monster.

Lord have mercy...

Seems effective to me. I generally love kids but would rather glue my eyelids shut than have Caillou around.

Good place for him to go. Roberts could use some terrorizing

Anything but that

@alleysofmpls.bsky.social ^

I can't wait to hear the USSC singing the Caillou song.

I think that eg the crew of the Abraham Lincoln can confirm that he didn't read those parts either.

Which he also did not read [re: Iran]

”all of the book that isn't "make sure to pack enough lunch for everyone” But that part of the book is written just for US carrier groups under Trump administration.

they also didn’t read that bit, judging by recent events

And "have fun storming the castle"

I think him not going for that has zero to do with his career and everything to do with respect for Quebec and their rights

“This guy, nobody ever even heard of him. I didn’t read his little book; I’m too busy making the economy great! So great! But JD said to me, ‘Sir! Sir, there’s not even anything about the sun in there!’ And he copied the title of my book, The Art of The Deal! Total loser from a shithole country.”

rookie mistake. have you met quebec? lol.

"I squeeze the accordion. And I squeeze it again! And sounds come out. Lovely sounds, like a shapely woman. So I squeeze it."

Exactly thanks

Either that or he did understand and knew the Canadians could not accept. If that's the game, Trump gets to make it look like the Canadians didn't play along so he can retaliate, rather than it being him not playing along. Does that make any sense? I don't know enough about what's going on.