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And just like the military, after years of unwavering support and love, people now realize how shitty it's always been (the enemies are just an Islam stand in, and it's definitely pro war)

A name that goes all the way back to some ARG "computer goes crazy and kills everyone" shit from Marathon

it was a better world then though wasn't it

I felt like I was the only one who thought that was weird and it made me think I was losing my mind

the same year they put out the game where she kills a billion people too

Oh boy, do I remember www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsMt...

Don't pretend she wasn't a bitch

remember when the coolest antagonist in an fps shows up speaking in trochaic heptameter for 5 minutes and then is never seen again

I've never played a halo game ever and I feel like chuckling at the weird summaries might be a better experience at this point

When I see teenagers drawing Chief pregnant and OC self inserts it may be something as big as Sonic.

There's also Zanzibar, which is a central point in Halo 2.

Microsoft got freaked out when everyone fell in love with the more naked military propaganda that just so happened to have one of the best first person shooter campaigns (heck, maybe the best set of sequential activities one after the other) and chewy MP ever devised

"I thought we had a truce with the Covenant" you had a truce with a large group of Elites and there's likely thousands of Covenant warlord groups at his point Chief you're gonna have to be more specific

"All we need to do is hire some devs and press the make Halo button"