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Faine Greenwood
@faineg.com

surprise! there really IS a sinister and deeply evil ultra-rich entity manipulating US politics with space lasers, and it’s not the Jews, it’s Elon Musk.

NPR@npr.org

Newly released text messages from Elon Musk show the billionaire bragging about using "lasers from space" to elect Donald Trump president in 2024. The question-raising remark comes as Musk spends millions on November's midterms.

n.prElon Musk brags about using "lasers from space" to elect Trump in 2024, texts showNewly released text messages from Elon Musk show the billionaire bragging about using "lasers from space" to elect Donald Trump president in 2024. The question-raising remark comes as Musk spends millions on November's midterms.
Faine Greenwood
@faineg.com

not that I think Elon Musk actually has space lasers, I just think he’s an evil mass-murdering piglet who does too many drugs

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Faine Greenwood
@faineg.com

if only there was a way to transfer all that energy dedicated to hating Jewish people just for being Jewish to hating Elon Musk just for being Elon Musk, which he actually deserves

Piper
@the-pied-piper.bsky.social

I am once again asking you to endorse my dragon hunting policy platform.

Piper@the-pied-piper.bsky.social

I propose an international law that once you become personally responsible for the murder of 1,000 people, be it via direct violence or policy, you are declared a dragon and adventurers can form parties to quest against you.

FREEBROOKLYN❌👑
@freebklyn.bsky.social

On the my-space-lasers-threw-the-election-for-Trump-matter, seems like only options are a) that’s true, somehow or b) he was lying about it in an effort to try to impress Ashley St. Clair. There is no c) option in which he is not a criminal or creep.

FREEBROOKLYN❌👑
@freebklyn.bsky.social

Inclined to agree with all of that, which is part of why option b) occurred to me. Like, if it’s a false boast, still, what a sad, craven person, with a twisted little imagination. Top Republican Donor Elon Musk, everyone.