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It’s amazing that there’s any confusion whatsoever about why so many straight women have zero interest in dating straight men nowadays

Faine Greenwood@faineg.com

Surely someone has studied our modern epidemic of conservative men with unwashed asses.

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In the best case, I’m amazed and thankful straight women still exist, but considering what I see from my fellow men, I can’t help but feel bad for them

I saw this before I saw the original post and I still was not prepared for the level of nonsense involved. Maybe this is the Great Filter Like a civilization gets to this point and some ancient and unknowable god appears like “FFS AGAIN WITH THE DIRTY ASSES” and kicks the planet into the sun.

What I'm amazed at, as a single who has been on the dating sites, is the number of women who got far enough to realize they don't wash their asses. As I am still a single, either my personality or theirs rarely warranted a second meet. Godspeed to the women that are still there.

“Yes, sure, I’d love to run the risk of spending time alone with a creature that can’t wash its own ass but somehow still believes that it’s inherently intellectually and biologically totally superior to me, that sounds amazing” - increasingly few straight women in 2026, and good for them

I have a female friend who's like "I am proof you can't change your sexuality because I have TRIED to be a lesbian and it did not work"