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Faine Greenwood

I FIRMLY believe the doodle trend can be laid largely at the feet of straight husbands who refused to get an *actual standard poodle* because “they’re dogs for girls.”

Faine Greenwood@faineg.com

actually, the #1 minor thing I'm a huge snob about..... doodle-type dogs sorry, folks, i have to say my truth and my truth is that I file "knowingly obtaining a mini-merle-phantom-bernedoodle" away in my head with "people who only vacation at Disney World"

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@lordkeynes42.bsky.social

Poodle and pit bulls are like the two breeds I would be cautious around. And I own a pittie. Oh and rough collie. Bitey fucking dogs.

Faine Greenwood

Huh, I grew up with a rough collie and have known more and they’ve been notably extremely non-bitey.

Faine Greenwood

Their general reputation nowadays is very much “highly unlikely to bite” (which is why they’re pretty useless working dogs but great pets)

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