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Wonder what criteria that review will focus on? Cup size?

To make sure the army comprises only real men, there should be a minimum size inspection, too.

Or an uncle who now has to live in Russia

They are all little boys, every single one of these “men” in power.

„Hard Core“?

Pete will never entrust this sacred duty to a bunch of woke medical nerds. He will have no choice but to personally visit all the bases to inspect the men's genitals himself, the old fashioned way, even if it takes all day every day. That's just how committed he is to the warfighter.

Exec Summary: "Testosterone therapy has demonstrated benefit for sexual function and improves body composition ... Evidence does not support its use to improve energy, vitality, physical function, or cognition," Almost like "Hegseth told us to write this but it's bollocks"

I would have thought the prospect of the sergeant major kicking you out of bed if you weren't up on time would be bad enough, without the additional inspection duties.

What did you do in the war Daddy ?

Is Manly Pete subject to the same tests? Or the Commander-in-Chief??

are they supposed to fuck each other "for the test"? :D

This is my Morning Boner. There ard many like it, but this one is mine...

Are we allowed to call them weird yet? This is weird, right?

My guess is that this is part of the Trump regime's trawl for any vulnerability at all that might be used to demean, control and coerce a person. Perhaps it indicates increased concern about the possibility of military insurrection?

Yeah. Perfectly straight men who are not gay at all, absolutely never gay, commonly aspire to check out the condition of other men's members in the morning....

Obsessing a little too much over mens genitals I suggest

Especially given their use of the phrase “Male service member”

Do you think they’ve completely misunderstood the term “long standing service member”?

Given Hegseth's well-documented pisshead tendencies, is this another attempt by him to be able to get it up consistently? Brewers' (or Distillers') Droop and all that?

It helps explain why the current US cabinet is mostly occupied by men that many people who meet them later refer to as “massive cocks”.

“This is my rifle, this is my gun.” “This one is for fighting, this one is for pleasing Sgt. Sourmash with my Morning Glory”

"You call that stood to attention, soldier?"

Maybe Boebert has been whispering in Hegseth's ear?

This is why Grindr crashes every single time Repugnicans have a conference. Only a fucking insane country would allow this abuse of their troops.

Obviously you need a boner to be able to operate a drone in a warrior fighter way.

Sir we are losing fights left and right. That's ok, we are winning the erection war at home.

Fair enough. Sorry for the conflation

Considering a member of his own party is trying to impeach him, you'd think he had other things to worry about.

The Trump regime has a worryingly strong fixation with what happens with other people's genitals...