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Never underestimate how long a market can be irrational. The Efficient Market Hypothesis is only a theory, not real life.

Many.

the insider traders can't even keep up with the 'weave'

But the “press” lap it up.

As many as want to keep those Epstein files sealed. Been thinking about that. I mean these super rich assholes cover for each other.

How about 100 times out of 100

Still going up too.

That's golf for you. ⛳️

Hey man, Nero played a mean violin. Why you hating on him?

Truly…like, shit is getting worse not better

I mean.....

Wait, "mission accomplished" is back?

The commodities guys are clearly idiots. Nothing else explains these whipsaw price swings. Trump lies as he breathes. His daily plan for everything: wing it with more lies. The only explanation for how his statements still move the market is that the markets are run by fucking morons.

"Slowly, then all at once" sort of thing

They need to start taking out his golf resorts.

When the markets have been feeling complacent, it's a bet that Trump will back down and declare victory, rather than that he'll achieve any constructive objective. They're now realizing that even if that happens, the egg won't magically unscramble. Some mistakes can't be undone.

This won’t help either .. On March 10, 2026, Saudi Arabia significantly reduced its oil output by 2 million to 2.5 million barrels per day (bpd) due to worsening shipping disruptions in the Strait of Hormuz caused by the conflict with Iran.

Seems market reacts when Americans go to bed, when American markets open back up it’s like the irrationality reasserts itself into the market.

When the chauffeur puts in the fuel receipts.

Maybe? Who knows.

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a quick look at the map reassures me this must be just another one-off, there's no way it could happen again

Loooootttttssss more

Trump did stuff like this regularly during his 1st term. He would say or post something and the market would react immediately. After a while it would still react but, then as if to say, oh that's just Trump rifting, it would return to normal. Major market manipulation.

Exactly. They just are not very bright.

It’s gonna happen all at once, and it’s gonna be catastrophic.

TACO aborted

Expecting logic from a bunch of coked up lax bros?

🎶 It was three AM, when the drone came in and the captain said ‘fellas it was good to know ya!’

The markets are all really REACTIVE, and tend to be the type of people who are trying really hard to support the regime because of the money making opportunities. So, I think it'll take a lot more than this.

Only just though..

As long as they need to party at Mar-a-Lago!

WTI currently over $91 up 5%.

But I was told we’ve won.

I’m starting to think that the markets are bullshit.