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wait wait wait wait wait the filing only covers up through Q2 2026? it only covers the token maxxing honeymoon period of "AI can code now writing code yourself is dead spend ALL the tokens nowwww!!" yeah no shit they had ridiculous revenue growth specifically through the end of that period 🙄

Eniko Fox@enikofox.com

oh anthropic is profitable? i guess that makes theft of the commons at unprecedented scale and destruction of the environment to power the machine that automates the wholesale slaughter of meaning okay then and i will promptly reevaluate my position on AI is what i would say if i were insane

Eniko Fox

@enikofox.com

21h

and the contractual obligations lines are blank so nobody knows jack shit as far as i can tell

Eniko Fox

@enikofox.com

i'm not a finance brained member of the machine god cult high on hopium though so what do i know

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Eniko Fox

@enikofox.com

21h

But I'm just saying if it were me I would also want to IPO straight after the 2-3 quarters of obscene growth when 50% of all coders worldwide suddenly decided they actually hated using their brain and instead signed all their thinking over to my business instead

Eternal Skies TCG RPG

@eternalskies.neocities.org

19h

Yeah but if the obscene growth continues and they merely grow by 500% in the next year they can afford to make the minimum payments on their non cancelable data center obligations!