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@duskdev.bsky.social

Me: being tortured in hell Pinhead: "You see, we have multiple instafail chases strung together without save points, and we have put unskippable story bits between them! Witness how much progress you lose when you falter for but a-" Me, losing patience: "Yes, 'to think I hesitated', I get it."

David Szymanski

@duskdev.bsky.social

Pinhead: "And does it not trouble your soul to know that the protagonist is voiced by Xalavier Nelson, yet you don't recognize his voice at all?" Me: "Yeah that's really bothering me" Pinhead: "Then succumb to further discomfort as he makes masturbation noises!"

15/10/26, 2:24 pm1 repost74 likes

David Szymanski

@duskdev.bsky.social

Pinhead: "Is it not true that you only have time to play this game when your children are sleeping?" Me: "yes" Pinhead: "And is not true that your children often come into your office multiple times when they should be sleeping?" Me: "yes" Pinhead: "Behold! Unpausable first person spanking!"

Jasper 'Lope

@jasperlope.bsky.social

It sounds like the game is doing a good job with the torment

Meaux

@meauxthedev.bsky.social

I won't lie, this was the first thing I thought of when you mentioned the unskippable FPSpanking.

David Szymanski

@duskdev.bsky.social

In all seriousness I like this game but I'm not convinced it likes me.

Narratorway

@narratorway.bsky.social

Considering the material, that might mean it likes you more...

FilthySerf

@filthyserf.bsky.social

how very hellraiser of it

Myx!!!

@myxolydian.lol

It probably likes your discomfort

The Fabulous Slayer

@thefabulousslayer.bsky.social

IMO, when it's not "Temple Run: Hellraiser Edition" it's decent, but then it just goes "oh, it's been a while since you just ran from unkillable monster, hasn't it?"