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Would I Lie To You *takes card* One day I kidnapped the President of Venezuela and his wife, charged them with having machine guns, then realised I had no plan on what to do next so panicked and said I’d run Venezuela indefinitely

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It's really funny how he routinely lies about trivial things that can be easily checked, like the gas prices, and then says the bare truth in cases where any politician with at least half a brain would lie to save face...