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My wife wanted me to try her gluten-free ramen so she extended a fork full of them towards me. I put my hand under them, as one does, so they didn't drip on the table and she dumped the pile of noodles onto my palm, like that's what I wanted, with complete confidence. I love my wife.

My wife was struggling to open a stubby beer bottle once. Just her finger & thumb round the base, no purchase for the opener, bottle wobbling about. "Hold the bottle higher up, love" I said. She then proceeds to hold it up in front of her face & says: "Nope, still can't do it." 100% true.