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My wife wanted me to try her gluten-free ramen so she extended a fork full of them towards me. I put my hand under them, as one does, so they didn't drip on the table and she dumped the pile of noodles onto my palm, like that's what I wanted, with complete confidence. I love my wife.

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I once asked my husband to throw the bananas in the freezer since they were turning. He didn't take the skins off first. I still laugh every time I make smoothies.

~ ~ Too funny! I was driving home from a Halloween party with my 3 yr old daughter. We're driving on the freeway and she says "I don't like this candy bar." I put out my hand so she could give my the evil candy. She pretty much barfed in my hand. Very difficult to drive like that!

My wife was struggling to open a stubby beer bottle once. Just her finger & thumb round the base, no purchase for the opener, bottle wobbling about. "Hold the bottle higher up, love" I said. She then proceeds to hold it up in front of her face & says: "Nope, still can't do it." 100% true.

My wife once put her hand above her glass to mean, "thank you that's enough", while I was vigorously pouring water into her glass. I ended up pouring water all over her hand.

This is a great example of someone being so wrong and so right at the same time xD Who could blame her? or you? that's so confusing lol

My dad did this once with a spoon full of salad when I asked him to pass me the bowl. He laughed like a lunatic. I was careful to never accept something from him at the table without making direct eye contact and mutter about untrustworthiness.