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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission
@cpsc.gov

Script: Cousin, it's your beloved cousin [NAME]. I hope you are joyous and filled with the spirit of Thanksgiving. I know you plan to fry your turkey this year - a delicious and dangerous endeavor. Please fry your turkey away from your home on a firm, flat surface.

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission
@cpsc.gov

[Script continued] Please also remember the words of our Uncle [NAME] who once profoundly said, "There are more home fires on Thanksgiving than any other day of the year and unattended cooking is the number one cause of home fires. Stand by your pan so you don't burn the house down."

Brandon Rubow
@brandonrubow.bsky.social

These warnings are crucial when we cut so much education funding. Adding frozen ANYTHNG to hot oil will cause an instant reaction. Not to mention oil displacement when the turkey is added. If it was just the idiot's property destroyed I'd be okay with it - but they're risking other people as well.

KCL655321
@kcl655321.bsky.social

Overfilling the oil, not paying attention to the oil temp, cooking indoors, & dropping frozen birds, AKA things you should never do, are what cause almost all of fryer fires. If you're not a dumb ass redneck with ADD, you can fry turkeys just fine.

cigs
@handle.invalid

Texted this to my cousin and he called me a liberal pussy and said he can burn his house down if he wants and doesn’t need the government telling him what to do. Needless to say he’s a moron.