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We will know which Republican politician is the 'victim' in a couple of days.

Also, you have to ask yourself how many people were forced to have sex with animals that eventually wanted to apply to be in the FBI? How many people existed that they needed to change this rule just for them? Aside from the fact that they’re VICTIMS, not perpetrators.

New application question “Have you ever squealed like a pig?”

What the fuck is going on in the US? Why is nothing normal anymore down there?

Their recruiting numbers are gonna go through the roof now that all those hundreds and hundreds of victims of beastiality traffickers will be racing to apply to the FBI.

Hell that wasn’t even on X Files!

I don't understand how his behaviour at this hearing is allowed. All of Trump's sycophants show the same disrespectful attitude when before Congress.

Perfect attack lines......

Grassley is a piece of shit. Fuck him

Is there some sort stat showing how many people applied to FBI that would make them think hmmmm, we should change that? Or is it so Patel can legally work for the FBI?

It'll be allowed, but you'll have to prove you're actually in love and not just playing the system

It’s astonishing that Patel is serving as FBI director. He is a foul human being. But that’s ok: Trump loves to place foul people in charge of gov’t agencies.

FBI Director Kash Patel changes hiring rules, removing bestiality as automatic disqualifier to protect trafficking victims 🚔💼 🔔 More updates coming

I’m sure Kash really dug into the data and found a swath of candidates that were denied due to being victims or beastiality sex trafficking. Kash really comes off as a guy that really focuses on the details and not a buffoon that rubber stamps anything.

Bestiality + trafficking = mules...?

And here we were thinking that the removal of the requirement to have a college degree was going to make them a laughing stock

Are the animals in question dog, donkey or gerbils.... different levels of disqualifications.... LOL

OK, so basically, if you enjoy fucking animals, that’s not gonna disqualify you from the FBI. I wonder what kind of animals Kash Patel likes to fuck 

Anybody else a little curious about recent and future hires that this rule change needs to be even brought up. Are there many donkey show performers applying to the FBI? Short of something horrifying relating to the Files, I don't see another alternative for an animal to not be the victim

🤯🤯🤯🤯

Someone needs to tell that particular Hindu that holding cows sacred is not a euphemism!! And fast!!

bsky.app/profile/tedc...

Obviously Patel just screwed the pooch with this answer.

Just for the Director himself….

Guess now we know LOL

'bama recruitment numbers gonna skyrocket

I guess his girlfriend is going to have to look for a job somewhere else.

So they’ve been charging victims with crimes?

Huh? Is he hiring animals who've been sold to and sexed up by alpha males now? Molested alpaca to head Atlanta FBI field office next?

I doubt I. This goes to show there is something seriously sickening about MAGA that this is the thing they devote time to “fixing”

Tell me he’s a demented sociopath with out telling me he is a demented sociopath

Oh Boi! Does Kash have a sheep on the side in addition to the "girlfriend."

Despite their justified consternation and condemnation, I didn't hear a single senator ask Patel how many agents hired under his watch were "victims" of bestiality. Or did I miss that...

You cannot have investigated Trump in 2021 to be part of the FBI but you can practice bestiality. Sodom and Gomorrah?

Wtf..... All this to protect trump ?

Ok, that's up there with "they're eating your cats and dogs" ...

This is the most unsettlingly specific item he could have possibly included. That he thinks people are victims of bestiality, much less often enough to address in this manner, belies a sad and horrific story that he’s trying to come to terms with.

Perhaps one of his relatives?

This is absolutely wild. He says it was removed in order to not disqualify people who were forced into it as an act of sex trafficking and abuse. But, like, no one would EVER indicate they were a participant in something like that given the circumstance. What an absolute moron.

These people are animals.

The question should be, what newly minted agent required Kash to break the no beastiality clause for FBI employment? This isn't arbitrary. Something happened which forced this change. Who was it? What was it? What form of beastiality was it?

#youwouldn’tmakethisstuffup