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Was Trump next to him farting or shitting his diaper?

Fuck.

I’d get sick if I had to sit through a Federalist Society dinner too

Trump is gonna appoint a 30 year old far right podcast incel who’ll sit on the bench for 45 years..

Federalist Society dinners have that effect on most people, actually.

Do not joke about his explosive diarrhea that made veteran health care workers cry

Inshalla, Federalist Society caterers.

Maybe some of the kitchen staff recognized him, and gave him "their blue plate special" It was in Philly, afterall

He can get sicker.

I guess we know where Pam bonding or cannon will land

🪟 or 🫖? I guess he selected tea but it wasn't strong enough.

Trump has chosen his replacement:

Lifetime appointments need to be eliminated. It’s ludicrous that we have any position in our government that does this.

That's a big reason why I begged all the reluctant folks to be less reluctant. We may have another 30-40 years of 6-3 conservative SCOTUS (barring expansion, of course)

Keep him alive at all costs until a democratic president.

How bad was topic if a troll like Alito had to be rushed to the hospital? Also the Federalist Society needs to be investigated and shut down. They've caused incalculable harm on humanity.

Oh no. anyway…

🤷‍♂️

Not ill enough

Excellent- please wait two years.

Maybe Alito should hire a food tester. He’s not popular.

Stop getting my hopes up.

So he's not dead yet. Shit.

He must have ingested too much 💩

He needs to hang on, just until 2029. Then he, Thomas, and Roberts can all drop dead!

Hope he lasts at least another 9 months or so. Would be bad if he kicked before Dems could take back The Senate. After that, he can go straight to the eternal darkness he deserves.

If he had a strong constitution, it might have stood up to the Federalist Society, but instead he got sick.

Well at least it was Philly with some of the best hospitals anywhere. We don't want him to croak & give Shitler the opportunity to appoint a young misogynistic christofascist.

Did Martha Ann lower her panic flag to half-mast?

Well, hang in there until November so the McConnell rule applies

As tough as it is to believe that Alito‘s replacement could be worse than Alito himself, in my heart of hearts I think that bastard Trump could find somebody.

Hate has a way of catching up

Vaxxed?

Democrats need a firm plan to block any trump appointee replacing Satan Sammy

I hope he gets what he deserves there.

Don't die until after the midterms

Just setting up his retirement so Dump can replace him

May his hatred eat him alive. We know what’s gonna happen:

so so close.

LOL

Good Riddance

Come get your man, Satan.

Can he wait until 2029?

I'd get sick just walking by the building holding such an event.

Supreme Nazi American killing traitor

I have no sympathy for this monster.

Be still, my/his heart

Even the finest plate of “Crow” is bound to cause acute indigestion!

He’s setting the table to retire after the term ends. Real reason is he knows R’s are potentially cooked in the midterms and they may lose they’re chance at a conservative replacement after the elections.

Here for this.

Oh well…

Someone get him the best doctor for the next 2.85 years

Eileen Cannon just noticed her panties were moist………

eat it

That reminds me. Should I have pasta or sushi for dinner tonight?

Vaxxed?

Some server at the dinner just earned a medal of freedom when (if) we get this administration out.

Let’s hope Alito has RBG syndrome, and refuses to retire while his party still controls the White House and Senate.

Good news on a Saturday. Hope he dies

Oh stop. You're just getting my hopes up.

"bold policies"

Better luck next time.

Please do not get my hopes up....

Was there a downside to this story?

Dude. They will "trade" it for a "vote" "sometime in the future" on some other doomed status quo

Fetterman has residual brain damage and will vote for whoever Trump picks

I think you should have more realistic fantasies like Santa being real and also he's your neighbor

Dems cannot figure out why we keep losing but they never pay heed to all the great suggestions we provide. Grow a backbone, say no + take action. No more strongly worded letters. Promote + Listen to YOUNG ppl w/energy. I'm 75 + Schumer + Jeffries combined less energy than I. We are so over them!

we’re going to canonically make the Statue of Liberty a bipoc transgender puppy girl

I guess it's a valid concern that Dumb Donnie might nominate some dipshit like Sauer. Habba would be a gift, because the other con justices would realize she has a room-temp IQ (in Celsius) and sideline her. Maybe someone like Aileen Pick-me Cannon, who sorta knows how to be a judge?

I hope he has burning diarrhea for 10 years

He hasn't looked well for quite some time. RBG is telling him from the other side to hold on to his power. Thomas too.

Ooh, ooh, pick me, pick me!

So the Federalists tried to poison him?

Good.

Heard he choked on corruption

He probably just ate one too many babies that night.

Drinking too much Kool Aid ?

Even Alito's stomach can stomach him 😀

To be fair, the Federalist Society makes me sick too.

Fuck ‘em

Here we go😒

Lol

You'd think people in government would want their reputation to be beyong reproach... We need serious rules and guidelines for people who serve the American people, fucking federalist society are you fucking kidding me.

If I had to go to a Federalist Society dinner I'd get sick too. Not from the food.

Need Dems to win control of the Senate, then decide that it is “too close” to the next election to do any confirmations…

Hopefully his pain and suffering increases at least.

Nothing minor, I hope...

I don’t want him to die yet, but I hope he was in a lot of pain.

I hope they are able to remove the poor virus from Alito without harming it 🙏

Trump will replace two justices this term, guaranteed

Everyone breathing in too much evil.

Breaking[?]: Sam Alito ate some bad fish or chicken last month at Federalist Society dinner.

He is full of shit, did too much come out?

Too bad he survived.

$100 says the staff fucked with his food. It would've taken a room full of people (and wild horses) to keep me from fucking with his food.

Sadly, he lived

He almost choked to death on his legal arguments

Oh well.

🤷do any of us care? Anyone?

They probably poisoned him. Would not put it past them. They want a much younger ass in that seat

Goodness me! @rifka.bsky.social

Damn. Trump’s going to get another SCOTUS appointment. Someone young and terrible instead of old and terrible.😞

somebody went crazy and served some ethnic food...

Gosh. That's too bad. 🙄

Hang on til the midterms, Sammy.

If he could wait until after the mid-terms that would be great.

Satan is calling one of his own home.

If he's gonna retire anyway, I prefer this, but I think he should stick around for at least one more term and take his chances.

Oh no, he listened to his conscious and tried to exit