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Sounds like an opfortunity to me!

find out in several hours

If that's not seizing the day, nothing is

Depends. Was that fortune about "internalized toilet paper"? Then yes

Well, whatever it was will come to pass

you’ll have to go with your gut on this one

You won't know until not comes out the other end and then you probably won't want to check and find out!

that’s how genies are made

Does this mean you are now part fortune?

I’m pretty sure this means you can now grant one wish

Very fortune-ate anyway