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why wouldn't I replace cron with a claw written in lisp that apparently decides things and also rewrites itself what could possibly go wrong

15/8/26, 12:05 am8 reposts73 likes

Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️‍🌈

@patigallardo.bsky.social

15 Aug

«It is written in Lisp, so it rewrites its own workflow while running.» As someone who learned to program in a Lisp dialect and has worked on low level security for ages… that is a wild thing to read. On both counts.

root @ segfault cult

@segfaultcult.com

15 Aug

yeah, and we’re talking about using it to develop “buttplug”. i can see so many things going wrong here.

KinkyWriter

@kinkywriter.bsky.social

15 Aug

AI in my buttplug? I can't wait. "OMG, this cycle must almost be done by now! I can't take the thrusting a minute longer..." "Disable command has been rewritten as Run Forever, per user's device history. Enjoy, human ass!"