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God Locks Heavenly Gates After Spotting Mormon Missionaries Milling Around Outside

theonion.comGod Locks Heavenly Gates After Spotting Mormon Missionaries Milling Around OutsideTHE HEAVENS—Groaning to Himself as the professionally dressed evangelists rounded the corner, the Lord God Almighty reportedly locked the gates of heaven Tuesday after spotting Mormon missionaries mil...

Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙

I love The Onion but this should have said "Trump locks Mar-a-Lago gates after spotting God outside".

22/12/24, 3:55 am0 reposts5 likes

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