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hideo kojima loves to ask "what if a lone soldier took down a tank????" and then present you with the most looney-tunes-ass scenario you've ever seen in your life

19/9/26, 3:19 am0 reposts25 likes

suzanne

@binarypartitioned.space

19 Sept

oh geez yeah it must be scary to stare down the barrel of a never mind you can just circlestrafe around it while it helplessly shuffles back and forth

Great Joe☭

@greatjoe.myatproto.social

19 Sept

step 1: have a magic EMP grenade that superficially resembles a strategy employed by fighter jet pilots to evade guided missiles

Great Joe☭

@greatjoe.myatproto.social

19 Sept

step 2: be able to survive multiple machine gun bullet wounds

HokutoAndy 🤜🤜➡️ 🦶👊

@hokutoandy.bsky.social

19 Sept

The tank driver pops out to inform the 90's audience that Asians and Native Americans have common ancestry, then shoots at his cousin.