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@audacityofdespair.bsky.social

This is fucking lunacy. The only people getting robbed in D.C. restaurants were those prodigals patrons leaning too hard into the overpriced wine list.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "In Washington, all the restaurants were closing. People were being held up. They'd walk into a restaurant. Like Jesse James. 'Stand up! Give us all your money.' They're eating dinner at a fancy restaurant. All the restaurants were closing."

25/10/26, 2:58 am25 reposts233 likes

@uxbrad.bsky.social

And! You’d go into the restaurant with your family and they’d transition your child in between appetizers and entrees!

Spacely Sprockets🇺🇦

@spacely.bsky.social

DON'T ORDER FROM THE KIDS MENU!!! 🤣

dovetonsilslegend.bsky.social

@dovetonsilslegend.bsky.social

Is Trump quoting from an episode of "The Brady Bunch" here?

@samhinkieknew.bsky.social

Idk, I’m sitting at a restaurant eating a $8 slice of pizza and feel like I’m getting robbed because of inflation.

@expatriarchkeys.bsky.social

People getting charged service charges and being asked to Tip.

Prince Lev Nikolayevich Myshkin

@myshkingfh.bsky.social

I love you, Pumpkin. I love you, Honey-bunny.

@4legsrgood.bsky.social

boy howdy is that right DC is perfectly safe and no one, NO ONE, is robbing people in restaurants His dementia is accelerating