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Cracked and cooked

Amen.

He would make absurd statements like he invented the question mark.

I invented the dance floor. And paint.

Phil received royalties from RCA, but he never became wealthy…He had patents ( 150) in a number of areas including radar, microscope. Phil is most famous person in my family. My Mother would tear up talking about her relative. It was Philo’s integrity, simplicity and honesty revered in Her family.

My uncle created mathematics. He rode a camel across the Indian ocean. Made the best apple fritters this side of Istanbul.

I personally am Marie Queen of Romania.

My uncle invented the bullshit detector. Forever grateful.

Radar, as I understand only in a limited way, was invented in Britain, and the technology was gifted to the US during WW2. The President, as I understand too well, would likely lie about anything.

The solo on Stairway to Heaven? Me.

As devoted as the day they married.😍😍

My name is Elmer J. Fudd. Millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.

And none of you are lawyers.

Was that Uncle Leo from out in California? Or Uncle Les of the Paul clan from Jersey?

Jerry Lee Lewis supposedly screamed–after he doused his beloved piano in lighter fluid and struck a match–to spite Chuck Berry (who had top billing): “Top this motherf*cker!”

That's like that wonderful bit from "Glory" wherein Denzel Washington's character informs the other recruits that he ran for president. They take in the madness for a moment. "Didn't win though" he finally offers.

Kool.

Look who she married. She’d believe it.

Melania Trump: “Let me play lying game like my husband. My husband is a rapist, a serial criminal and serial adulterer. Oops, those aren’t lies…not even close.”

JFC! Look Mel’s reaction. She clearly knows he’s out of his mind

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Kindly get out of my family tree.

My uncle was the first man to walk on Mars. this is good fun

Keeping my family's achievements to myself, then. #InvictusManeo #DurisNonFrangor

I was once the King of Spain but now I eat humble pie