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Hey, will she cringe if she ever gets to meet President Xi? I mean she is supposed to be 'representing America'. Hey Xi, baby, your toilets suck, I am a lawyer, I know these things.

The Woman of 1,000 Excuses!

she effectuated her first briefing. also the duration of her children. definitely not an English major

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Shes malibu stacy

She also advocated for Pizzagate. Yup, she advocated for QAnon nonsense.

Sleeveless bright red dress = check Bleach blonde hair plus 36" extensions = check Curling iron long curl in front = check

Can’t believe how smooth, smart, and on top of things Sean Spicer sounded compared to her. She sounds like a teenager who didn’t do the homework trying to vamp her way through an oral presentation.

Where the fuck do they find these fucking people😅

I guess when you have to sit in the same room as diaper don for hours at a time, you may be hyper aware of toilets and the important functions of toilets.

Trump's type blond dumb and can't read

Golden toilets?

Probably just needed talk shit about the Chinese to burnish her maga street cred. Even though she was welcomed in their country, started a career there and undoubtedly encountered many lovely people she can’t say that because it’s CHIIINNAA and must reflexively hate them now.

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I’m a trauma therapist. I have my masters. And even though I’m a therapist it is my ethical obligation to correct someone if they call me a psychologist or say ‘dr’ because I’m not those things. She could say I have my jd, not I’m a lawyer. It’s my job to not misrepresent my own credentials.

she.is.not.supposed.to.be.serving.HIM.

Good god this woman, among many things, has to be the most boring story teller of all time. And clearly is unable to speak without the aid of her hands to get the words out. Yikes what a train wreck.

Nope

Pretty bad performance if you started prepping at 3 pm

That was the most words ever used to say, “yeah I flunked the bar exam.”

Only the best of the best for Trump!

Haha she’s gone! Can’t lie to save her safe, no good for trump. China doesn’t have proper toilets, yer but they have proper roads, airports and infrastructure!

blah blah blah, girl, nobody wants to hear your bullshit

RAV is the most Trump friendly media outlet. Poso brags about his Mandarin all the time. She lived there for two years. So I am wondering. Any small talk in a foreign language to show how smart both of them are ? Uno Cerveza por favor 厕所在哪里？

I don’t think she’ll last 2 Scaramuccis

i thought it was great 🤣

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This woman has four children that will grow up to watch this and hate her guts for being a trump Nazi. We can celebrate that.

Possibly Katie should just stick to testing out what is considered a proper toilet

With Republicans even the spokemouthpieces become the scandal after their first-day unqualified-screwups. :)

Will she make it to Friday?

Blah Blah Blah

Yup she's a dingbat

It says a lot about how terrible the briefing was that even this administration can’t pretend it was anything other than a fiasco.

Many states explicitly criminalize holding oneself out as a lawyer without a license. California Business and Professions Code § 6126: any person advertising or holding themselves out as practicing or entitled to practice law without active bar membership is guilty of a misdemeanor.

Not sure how she made it through law school… unsurprised, she didn’t pass the bar. This interview didn’t help her.

Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frighteningly.

Stop making stupid people famous. Bit late for that I guess

Why?? Why are you making us watch??

We used to call that the Mrs, degree.

This is some of the funniest and lamest shit I have ever seen

To be fair, Her dinner night before was not good, Breakfast was poorly cooked, Weather that day was Not her favorite, She stubbed her toe waking to the briefing room, She did not have her favorite Hair shampoo that morning, She ran out of creamer for her coffee & it was Not in her fav cup 🫤

What does a private equity firm do in China?

Please! Go play in traffic.

I feel like Katie wouldve stood out if she worked at the Beijing law firm as an attorney

What a long fucking boring interview. Too much explaining with information no one gives a shit about.

I can't listen. My senses have been assaulted enough for one day.

“Everyone seems to be making the same mistake. People, I’m neither professional nor a lawyer.”

Maybe Zacharia passed the bar because "in Trump's mind" he willed it to be so, like declassifying documents mentally without telling anyone or going through a public process.

She’s getting fired by the end of the week. 😂 I bet they are already looking for a replacement.

They should have her play her on Saturday night live. Dressed as the cleaner from 30rock.

I wonder how many other people have their unearned degree bought for them at Pepperdine.

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Not the swiftest little ducky in the pond.

Because you know she did the work while raising two kids. I hope she's doing well.

Failing at this interview is like not even making it to the tutorial level in a video game. Like somehow you died on the main menu screen.

She nailed the hand gestures though.

If she is flopping an interview with Posobiec, holy shit she really can’t hack it

TL;DR - Columbus ate her homework.

Maybe she meant that she passed by a bar in China?

It’s just really really boring.

It's illegal to impersonate an officer of the Court

Who cares? STFU Barbie.

+1 for "Pizzagate chud"

Did you hear the one about the press secretary lady who backed into an airplane propeller? Disaster! (dis-assed-her)

She should just admit that she bombed.

I agree. Scarlett would shred her. I can't wait for Saturday to see who they picked to play her. I hope it's Scarlett Johansson.

A day later… we’ve moved on from the sham profession to the sham marriage. 🙈

It’s OK guys, the centaurs in Narnia said it’s OK if I call myself a brain surgeon.

Soooo, she was a paralegal.

An intelligent person would be aware they weren’t qualified for the job.

If it wasn’t so sad, it would actually be quite entertaining.

You don’t serve any president ya dumb (with a b) moron.

So an arranged marriage…

Such a long circuitous way to say "I got a cushy job through my husband's connections and I don't know enough about the law to realize that I can't call myself a lawyer if I haven't passed the bar."

"effectuated." Long words for simple concepts don't make her seem any smarter than she did on Tuesday.

Lawyerish

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