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If Trump ran today he’d have a heart attack. Even a brisk walk might take him.

He's confusing how much he'd win by with how many votes he'd get - though even that many would seem incredible

He's not running anywhere. He can't even walk.

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Keep bloviating, asshole 🙄💩

Ran for what?

Almost! The exact phrase is "I'd would lose by 25%."

Based upon….the magic voice in my decaying brain…

He's right! Except the b and the y next to it are silent.

Lying #nopotus

It’s not Natalie

Yeah, who is that smug b****?

A woman with low self esteem

I think he has that ass backwards.

And 35% of the country would still believe him.

He'd only get 25%, which is 25% too high.

They’re like bobble head dolls standing next to him.

Oh look here it is the joke of the day

He was never very good at math.

And we all know how you understand %’s after your whole “600% reduction in pharmaceuticals”

If I ran today, I'd win by 100%.

Ted Cruz, you are a disgusting human being. Shameless cravenness. You are a blot on our state.

What a frigging tool!

Did has never won a majority of the popular vote. Hell, Reagan only won by 18.2 in ‘84. FDR won by 24.3 points.

25 percent? So that's what they're planning on rigging the voting machines to say.

It would be more believable somehow if he was talking about the Boston Marathon.

He's going to get 62.5% of the vote? Where? Russia?

Let’s make that happen and see!

correction-with 25% of the vote-the core flock still think their god sent him like a mini-messiah to deliver them from immigrants, democrats, education, high taxes…it’s all worth the unaffordability-little crosses to bear

He's close. He would *get* 25% of the votes and EC votes if that.

With an approval rating of 26%? On what planet?

He'd lose with only 25%

I say let him run. What do the Republicans have to lose at this point?

Everything is just great.

Please let him keep talking. Amplify his voice. It’s the best thing for the country.

Jackass.🤬

How sad. 😞

Um, no.

Is that Janice from the Muppet Show next to him?

But only after losing by 600%

This could only come from the diseased brain that thinks you can lower prices 6,000%

If you notice trump definitely is talking on a Larry Flint Vibe. Especially when he falls asleep at his desk.

Like hell you would.

Just 25? Not 600 or 800%?

Trump would definitely win about 25% of the popular vote if he ran against Obama.

From the guy that said prices would drop 500%. Which (checks notes) they haven't.

If you ran you’d keel over.

Put grandpa to bed already.

GOPedo has full on dementia and would be best asleep in a dirt nap

"Melania loves me very much."

Fuck no you wouldn’t you pedo rapist cheater and loser of all elections!

25 47

Only if he were racing Mitch McConnell to the bathroom.

Stolen election + his supporters.

Delusional.

Dumpty Trumpty's brain is cracked. Is he dead yet?

if i ran today i’d get 25% of the vote and still win.

I just love the vacuous smile of the woman behind him. You can see her brain saying, “Keep smiling. Please God, let him stop soon”.

He wouldn't get 25% of the vote. 😤🔥

I said before… the media should have challenged him to rerun the election to prove how successful he’d be after implementing his policies for 2 years

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Why don't we just -- uh -- put him on the ballot, double or nothing?

MAGA believes him. They think he won ALL the States in '24; we're just not being told the TRUTH.

He would be lucky to get 25% of the vote.

omit the word by and he's actually pretty accurate

He’d be lucky to get 25%.

He really is terrible at maths.

If Trump ran today he’d have a stroke. He should try it out.

I wouldn’t recommend running anywhere since your heart only works by 25 percent.

😜die Hoffnung stirbt eben zuletzt.

I don’t think he’s necessarily delusional. He just prefers to believe in the world as he WANTS it to be. Actually, is that the same thing?

We have reached the part where Hitler is moving imaginary Wehrmacht army corps/groups to save Berlin. The end is nigh...

"I’ll end the Ukraine war on day one."

Ah, nope.

The only 25% he’s headed for is his approval rating.

If he ran more than two steps his heart would fail.

Doubtful grandpa. He is so delusional.

But remember, Donald Trump couldn't explain what a percentage is even if his worthless life depended on it.

I'm so sure he's wrong I'd actually allow him to run a third time!

That's because he cheats 100%

There y'go, Repubs. You can stop campaigning now. I promise you.

Wishful thinking or more likely a blatant lie

that's not what 25% approval means.

No asshole you’d lose by 75%

Run? You can barely stand

Hmm, maybe he would win 25% of the vote but it's a big stretch. #TrumpIsACriminal

He would get around 25%.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LMAO......

What?! Not 1500%??

Thanks. I needed a good laugh today.

I bet he really believes that.

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The emperor was always told he was wearing clothes.

You want us to vote like you are on the ticket in the midterms. See how that goes.

Please try it!

Well that's what Kasie Hunt is saying, even today, on @cnn.com Apparently, he won in 'decisive' fashion...

Where is the laugh button when you need it!!

in a three legged race, a sack race, or baby crawling race?

Gramps has always struggled with math...

not 600 percent?

My gawd, the man is beyond delusional.

Is Cruz wearing Meta Ray-bans?

Weak - Putin touted 88%

best shithead in the world

Run? He can't even walk a straight line !

Bbbbullsh*t with a b

Old man who is notoriously bad at percentages. Yes he might get 25% fewer votes than before. Or maybe 25% of the overall votes. Or 25% of white voters.