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Hey! Who forgot the cue cards?

Vance and Trump pardoned 2400 criminals

I wonder what marginalized group will have to pay for this.

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Reminds me of the documentary of Melania, FLOTUS First-class Lowlife of the United States.

Just Dance Vance is the clap.

He’s about as popular as a VD.

Someone should tell VP Couch Boy that you're only meant to follow the direction to "[Hold for Applause]" if they actually applaud. These idiots really live in a fantasy world, don't they? They have no idea how unpopular their policies are. They couldn't be more out of touch if they lived on Pluto.

Can we give him the accolades he deserves:

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And the elephant in the room is.....

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It's a ridiculous idea. It implies that violent criminals don't have an END to their sentence or are incapable of change.

*Bill Murray voice* Yes, it’s true. This man has no juice.

She routinely falls on the sword to remain in good standing with that pedo person

Orban her JD! Debbie Downer with a superior attitude and a scraggly beard.

Pity the clappers... (yes, I really typed that but I regret it already)

The Showmen ! ...

have we considered that President Agent Orange falls asleep all the time bc he just got off the phone listening to JD vance?

😂 .. talk to your boss about that thought, couch humper.

Wet fucking cardboard. God I hate him so much.

You talking about the January 6 Seditious Criminals? Oh, and now the jerk in office is going to make them millionaires? Right 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Why did he take possession of Charlie's "body"?

Jan 6?

Fuckin loser 😂😂😂

…with one hand

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Pathetic. Just Pathetic!!!

He expected too much for those shallow dialectical man(oe)u(v)re

“Who would he letting criminals out of jail?” -cough-250 pardons-cough

See also: "smattering of applause"

Is he dissing Trump for pardoning the J6ers?

He just doesn’t have the it factor and he knows it! 🤭🤭🤭🤭

the charisma of oatmeal

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You mean like the ones from January 6th?

Man, Vance really fucked the couch on this one.

Biggest hypocrite of all time !

Sorry. He's as underwhelming as always. I wonder if he knows?

If he was smart, which he isn’t, he’d quit and separate himself from Trump if he plans on having any sort of political future.

Real Jeb energy.

Ever think you’d miss Dan Quayle??

He grew a beard so he wouldn't look like Elmer Fudd.

He is so pathetic and embarrassing.

Awkward 😬

Oh Dear! Never mind!

I call this video “possibly six people, max.”

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Charisma

this is hilarious

So pathetic 😆😆😆 Couch Thumper Vance is true circus 🎪 clown 🤡

Bingo

Slowly

😄 he's so transparently phony

Nobody likes #ShillbillyVance

He is so bad at this.

Sexual Chocolate

Does that apply to the Jan 6 insurrectionists?

On some level he has to know we can't stand him.

They should have panned out so you could see the tumbleweed roll past 😂😂😂

He needs to travel with an applause sign to prompt the stooges who attend his speeches when to clap. 😂

You gotta let them out of the jail before transferring them to prison, so the crowd is confused. Heh

there must be a vaccine against the clap.

Hint to JD: Nobody wants to hear from you

In comedy, timing is everything.

Not even their own people are buying it anymore.

All the wit and charm of a canker sore.

But not the Jan 6th Patriots. Not those violent criminals.

It's been FELON Trump who's been letting violent criminals - including his #January6th terrorists - out of jail and giving the criminals pardons.

I believe JD Vance is a more despicable person than Donald Trump or man of war Pete Hegseth.

LITERALLY EVERYONE EVER: no

Well...your boss is a violent criminal who pardons other violent criminals so, no applause. 🤡

The crowd only clapped when they realized Vance wasn’t gonna leave till they did. Self-defense applause.

Is he giving this speech at one of kid’s parties or something?

Ummmmmm...!!???!!! All trump's pardons...??!!!

lol

Yuck

Why would he dis trump this way? Of course his pardon play parties are what comes to mind immediately when he mentions keeping people in prisons.

Vance doesn’t have imposter syndrome. He’s truly an imposter.

Trump is a violent criminal. He’s in the whitehouse. So is nutlick Bondi Blanche Kegsbreath Homan Gabbard Basically, the entire cabinet and the people working for them.

Sound like his staff was ordered to applaud

He’s such a loser.

Not fair, the five people in attendance did eventually clap.

Most people think you sell your soul for some great reward, but a lot of times you get this. A fitting reward for someone who would sell their soul.

Yeah, and also, he bored em to death.

Or maybe not pardon violent criminals, like Trump did on day 1?

Did anyone actually show up? cbwrong.blogspot.com/2026/05/we-l...

Life imitates art...

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God, I hope he wins the republican primary.

"ITS A DYNASTY, LIBS. WE GUNNA HAV JAYDEE VANSE IN TWENNY TWENNY-ERT." Oh, no. Not that. Not Mr. Charisma over here.

Nobody gets em going like Jiminy Dickhead Vance

where was this??

You know there’s a “hold for applause” line in there but it never comes.

You can feel the love in the room./s

Isn't clap a disease?

Rousing stuff!

He looks foolish we all know...

Apparently, someone forgot to hold up the applause sign or the 5 people who are listening to this highly ineffective, icky person did, in fact, clap.

I love this for him.

You ain’t got the juice, couch fucker

Probably not the first time he’s tried to make it clap.

A lot of pedants in the crowd objecting to his casual conflation of prison and jail

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Are these the same people who are paid $100.00 to attend?

Wait. Is he running against Trump’s record?

Adding another description of JD’s charisma to the mix - he has all the charisma of a moldy turnip.

Is the audience full of the criminals Trump pardoned and let out of jail? The mixed feelings would be understandable then.

Ha... This made me think of Jeb Bush's "please clap", as well.

J6, anyone?